Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)