Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)