I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)