The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)